Dear Wedding To-Do List,
I have been diligently working on accomplishing my wedding chores, er....tasks, so that I can check items off of you. I should feel relieved that I am getting so much accomplished yet I don't. To my amazement, every time I look at you it appears that you have doubled! How can this be?!? Why would you do this to me?!? I take you with me everywhere I go!
I now realize that we have become very close during the last year or so. I take you everywhere and am constantly doting on you. You have grown accustom to my constant attention. You are afraid that I will check all the items off of you and no longer have a need for you. I promise that there will be a few items on you that I will need for the wedding day and the honeymoon! You will probably go on the honeymoon with us since you contain information regarding our vacation.
If I keep this promise will you at least let me check the remaining pre-wedding items off of you so that I can relax and enjoy the final weeks before the wedding?!? And who knows, if you let me get everything accomplished I might even add a few items to you! ;-)
A Check List Frustrated Bride
11 hours ago